Thursday, April 2, 2009

Last Evacuation drill...

XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office (approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 
3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins
 
passed..................................5 more mins passed.
 


Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting
 heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are lay off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck....

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