I am thankful...

I AM THANKFUL:  FOR THE WIFE  WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,  BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,  AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.  FOR THE HUSBAND  WHO IS ON THE SOFA  BEING A COUCH POTATO,  BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME  AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.  FOR THE TEENAGER  WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES  BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,  NOT ON THE STREETS.  FOR THE TAXES I PAY  BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED .  FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY  BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.  FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG  BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.  FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK  BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE  FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,  WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,  AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING  BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME  FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING  I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT  BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.  FOR THE PARKING SPOT  I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT  BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING  AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION .  FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL  BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.  FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH  WHO SINGS OFF KEY  BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.  FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING  BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.  FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES  AT THE END OF THE DAY  BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.  FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF  IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS  BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.  AND I AM THANKFUL:  FOR THE crazy people I work with  BECAUSE they make work interesting and fun!            AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL  BECAUSE IT MEANS  I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE   THINKING OF ME.  SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT.  I JUST DID.  Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!